JUST PRESS PLAY.
AND PICTURE TO YOURSELF
A SUPERNATURAL GAME
IN MARIO STYLE.
PRESENTING A SUPERNATURAL GAME IN MARIO STYLE:
A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!
this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.
i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.
For that last comment.
I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.
Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?
Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?
I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”
Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.
Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.
Ivorylungs started this brilliant movement called “bad art is good art" to help encourage the newbies out there who have just come into themselves as artists and who are struggling against harsh criticism and hate on the web. (I’m a little late to the party but you guys have no clue how deep into my closet I had to venture to get those damn oldies okay? Seriously… I got fucking lost back there. It’s really dark.)
Despite popular belief (and I have no idea where it came from), talent doesn’t happen overnight. It’s cultivated, nurtured, and practiced day in and day out, sometimes for many years. Artists aren’t born talented either, but I believe that we are born with a brilliant sense of awareness of what makes the world beautiful and we strive to be able to capture that ourselves.
One thing my professor said to me my sophomore year, and I’ll never forget it, he said: “For every good drawing, there are 100 bad drawings”.
You’re all amazing. Just keep practicing. Believe in yourself. Draw every single day. And don’t you DARE let anyone’s artwork or words convince you that your passion isn’t worth fighting for because it absolutely is. The journey might be rough, but GOSH is it ever worth it. Don’t give up.
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
My bro was whinging to mum and asking to have the Christmas plum pudding that we have and he was like “But it’s CHRISTMASSSS” and I couldn’t not think of this gifset
Buffy joins cheerleading in “Witch” (S1E03)
Miley wants to be P!nk
this post gets bigger day by day, I’m scared
who doesn’t want to be p!nk
Wow, now that its pointed out, its pretty obvious…
Bangerz is so missundastood 2013
It was always my headcanon that Prospit dreamers are those who are born heroes but have to prove themselves as warriors and Derse dreamers are those who are born warriors but have to prove themselves as heroes.
then what the hell is sollux
I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET
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